Hi darlings! Edwina returns on a sunny Saturday morning (or afternoon) and I'm just going to pop out to fix some, err, business. Today, Katherine has been attacked by the spider, and got caught in the web (she had to go to the school spring fair thingy) ARGH! Thank the Lord above that I managed to get out of that. Huh!

Anyhoo. Must dash.

Love Edwina Darling *mwah mwah*

Hi darlings!

Katherine and myself are currently in a nightclub called (?) and I have found myself a husband named Theorus MacDeagalus. He's rather fat, and he's told me that he's recently divorced his long-term wife (how sad - long-term!) so I think it might do him some good to put him out of his misery. He also told me he eats nits, which isn't quite the husband I've been waiting for all day. But y'know. You've got to be cruel to be kind (i don't know (?))

Anyhoo, I've got to go and see what that man wants now. What was his name again? Oh yes, Fergus Deagalosus. Bye! See y'all soon! and stay ghetto!

Edwina Darling *mwah mwah*

Remember katherine's web journal is http://katherine_darling.bravejournal.com

but there's no point in going there cos she hasn't even started it yet. Huh, some people ...

oh. and remember, http://www.maxpages.com/darlingmagic

go there and vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cheesy wink* 

Hi darlings,

It's moi, Edwina (obviously, seeing as this is my personal web journal). Well, it's been a very long and tiring day, today. I was up late last night, y'know, with the "wedding" and everything (you'll only understand if you visit our website http://www.maxpages.com/darlingmagic ) But, unfortunately, I couldn't tell you too much about the ceremony. It seems to have slipped my mind, and I was pretty high anyway

Anyhoo, Katherine and myself travelled back to England this morning, with a bit more cash, and then we had to visit a place where they made us go: school.  Well, we've both never really had to go there, but recently, we were told that it was the law (not that we're completely correct with the law) but we were forced by evil fools who made us go. So, we went there for a few hours, and returned about 4 o clock in the afternoon. It was pretty rubbish there, but y'know, we made it through. We saw the usual people, plus the head darlingette, Anoir ( http://www.maxpages.com/theswirlything ) .

After that pathetic part of the day, we had to go and decide where we were going to find our husbands tonght, and we've decided on the usual. So I'm currently at Dish Dash nightclub, using my tiny computer thingy to write this. Don't say I don't try to update this journal.

Well, must dash - got a plane to catch at ten and a husband to find before then.

Edwina Darling *mwah mwah*

Hi darlings ...

Welcome to my personal web journal. Katherine has a very special web journal as well, and you must visit it otherwise .............. DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm joking, I am associated in no way at all with murder.  

Anyhoo, this was just a quick note to welcome my diary to the world wide web ... remember, you know where to find katherine and myself ... http://www.maxpages.com/darlingmagic

Bye!

Edwina Darling

*mwah mwah*